She was purring like crazy
if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u
i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight once
They have ~50 locations, mostly in the eastern U.S.A
None near me, but maybe for my followers. If you live near one of these and you’re on Tumblr, there’s a very good chance you need to know.
when a hot person messages you
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG
why do we always have to reblog my mistakes
six seconds that defined a generation
Turn up doe.
Is there shit on her
a show is only as good as its filler episodes
and avatar: the last airbender was on a whole other level
this was what a filler episode SHOULD be, it may not have furthered the plot, but it did highlight the characters and deepen our understanding of them
Thats no way to live.
go out and kiss a tummy today